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Cricketing humor

Cricket is replete with words I call expletives due to their implied humor. (cricketing lingo which produces quite a few guffaws). Here are some examples...........

* Third man : Where is the second man ?
* Point : Geometry anyone ?
* Silly point : Your'e kidding me !
* Square Leg : Never seen a leg that looks like that..........
* Cover - What ?
* Extra-cover - Why?
* Mid-on - Where's that ?
* Mid-off - Same as previous.
* Fine Leg - How can a  leg be fine ?
* And my favorite, night-watchman - does he use night vision goggles ?
Do you agree ?

 HO HUM ☺

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